Anyone else drag themselves to see Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps this weekend? I went in with exceedingly low expectations and was still disappointed. I shouldn’t complain though since I got fodder for this post out of it.
First things first…that Bvlgari ring…the first one…that Jacob buys in the f* you room: “The room where you sell me a f* you ring for f* you money” (their language, not mine that I’m trying to clean up here). STUNNING.
I think Winnie could have kept it seeing as she had no problem living in a brownstone (her trade down from the high-rise loft). Enough with Cracker Jack ring hi jinks already. The Carey Mulligan in An Education wouldn’t have even thought twice.
P.S. Some say my brother looks like Shia LaBeouf. He also happens to research alternative energy by day. Lives in Boston. Any takers?